For Christmas I want a calzone.
royal-canadian-blended: Give Me Novacaine -...
rosevests: i don’t have to name my child stacy i already have it going on ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you...– Joan Rivers
onesong-everyday: Wonderwall - Oasis
Everything that I make in the oven tastes like Jesus made it, but everything I cook on the stove burns and makes me want to kill myself.