July 2011
For Christmas I want a calzone.
rosevests:
i don’t have to name my child stacy
i already have it going on
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you...
– Joan Rivers
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Everything that I make in the oven tastes like Jesus made it, but everything I cook on the stove burns and makes me want to kill myself.